Almost every Sunday morning in church, either the pastor or one of the other speakers will say something quite funny. It’s always nice to know that during very sacred worship time, there is room for fun and laughter.
Today, the pastor was having a go at children always asking “why”, and he did it in such a funny way, that a child in the congregation literally cracked up in a full, spontaneous, belly laugh. Which of course tickled all the rest of us, including our pastor.
Any time, I feel, you have a group of people assembled, funny things are going to happen. Even when written down.
You know the papers handed out in most protestant churches? Bulletins, they are called. Take a look at some honest, yet funny mistakes.
Bulletin Bloopers
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
