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Call an exorcist
I am sure something wicked has a hold of various items in and outside of our house… Here is a list of recent and known issues.
The front door screen
The back door screen
The pool filter
The A/C unit
The refrigerator
The VCR eats tapes
The soap dish broke
The toilet jiggles (Again)
Huge limbs falling off the trees in the yard
The microwave broke
The washing machine leaks
The oven
Almost every drawer and closet door in the house
Windows won’t stay open unless I prop them with things
Blinds
Ants in the bathroom (Its like taking a bath in a Dali Painting)
Chairs by the pool breaking
The deck is warped and buckling
As I write this I am reminded of the song “This Old House”
Maybe I am just getting “ready to meet the saints”
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Heh, my townhouse is probably controlled by the same something. Our toilet randomly cycles water for no apparent reason, the blinds in my room almost beheaded me when i tried opening them (there’s a few broken pieces that swing out occasionally), and our staircase is definitely trying to kill me. that banister isn’t doing it’s job.
and i’m not even going to talk about the ants for fear of attracting their attention to my room, which they’ve stayed relatively far away from thus far.
Wow, your house is really creaking.
Homes are a never-ending job. I sometimes think I could work full-time, just fixing things, pruning, cleaning, painting, etc. and I’d never run out of things to do.
I’d love to simplify my life, but it seems that everything conspires to “complexify” it.
Maybe the toilet is shaking because it is cold?