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Welcome to No More Happiness

My caring daughter in law, who I live with part time, has seen me suffer after eating certain foods. This has been a regular part of my life for as long as I can remember, so she thoughtfully gave me a food sensitivity test from Everlywell.

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Sunday Humor

The Pastor told a joke in church yesterday. He modified it slightly, but I found the original on the net: THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us women who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the...

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Civics Lesson

Today in government class, we learned about basic duties as Americans and the first was to VOTE. Oddly enough, my day started listening to the radio which led me to this “Lesson in Civics” (It’s over 8 minutes long, and starts out rather silly with some language, but it has...

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You know your from Maryland when…

(My friend and longtime neighbor Lisa passed this on to me)  You know your from Maryland when… You know more than 10 people who own boats, all at the same marina in Solomons.  You can pronounce and spell “Pocomoke,” “Mattaponi,” “Accokeek,” “Havre de Grace” and “Silopanna” (Annapolis backwards).   You...

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Driving in Baltimore (Maryland)

My cousing Tanya keeps sending me cute emails. This one is not only very ‘cute’ its so true! For those who are from Baltimore, still live there, have traveled there, and/or plan to travel through there in the future…. BALTIMORE ROAD RULES First, you must learn to pronounce the city...

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Drug Problem in America

The following made more than sense to me… The Drug Problem in America The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ”Why didn’t we have...

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Mothers Day Coming Up

With Mothers Day soon approaching, Georgie sent me this: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”...