New Roof Our church recently got a new roof. Now I don't think there is anything wrong with reconizing the effort that went into the new roof. However in today's church bulletin, I couldn't help a few giggles at the printed list: $135,000 - in savings to the church 67 "holy souls" (Volunteers) 24 "holey souls" 21 meals provided 130 sheets of plywood $25,000 in donated materials 1,480 hours of labor 15,000 sq. ft. of underlayment 140 meatballs 19,000 sq. ft. of sheet metal 720 cold cups 45 gallons of Gatorade 160 pieces of chicken 17 watermelons ... Read More