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Adulting

Yesterday when we went shopping to Urban Outfitters, they had the cutest book there called, “Adulting.” This looked like an entertaining but PRACTICAL book for all 20 somethings to read and learn a little about REAL life. It was brilliant. For example, here is one small excerpt: When some asks...

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Kiss and Wipe

Ah your first kiss…sweet, isn’t it? In Miquel’s case, it was hard to tell, as he did the old KISS and WIPE it off! 🙂

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Driving in Pennsylvania

  Long before Mapquest, driving through Pennsylvania was truly an experience. My parents and I often made jokes that their signs rarely matched the correct information. Route numbers seemed confused, detours were enough to send you into another dimension, and towns were marked but somehow never appeared, just like their...

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Everyone’s Covered

In the past, this household has always been full of different people, from the exchange students, to daughters coming back home to live and bringing their families, to temporary live-ins, to those I have met online visiting… These days, it is always full of young people, friends of my two...

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Over the Hedge

I don’t know if Crazy Andrew is afraid that Laura and I might be having too much peace and quiet with Miquel gone or what, but he barreled into our house today like the Tazmanian Devil. He stayed long enough to down a few cookies and donuts, and to rent...

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Commercials Translated

These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. “no va” means, of course, in Spanish, “it doesn’t go”. The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?”...

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Driving in Baltimore (Maryland)

My cousing Tanya keeps sending me cute emails. This one is not only very ‘cute’ its so true! For those who are from Baltimore, still live there, have traveled there, and/or plan to travel through there in the future…. BALTIMORE ROAD RULES First, you must learn to pronounce the city...

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Mothers Day Coming Up

With Mothers Day soon approaching, Georgie sent me this: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”...